hot things to say during sex:
- have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
- fiR E I N THE H O LE
- gotta g o fa s t
- u put the edible in incredible
- o l é
- u get a little angry when ur hungry
- PON PON WEI WEI WEI
- inserting tab A into slot B
- peekaboo let’s peek at u
- wow that s kind of
- yiPPE KE YAY
- cha cha real smooth
I lost it at the last one
have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior
The phantasmagorical and surreal animal sculptures by Canadian artist Ellen Jewett. Between dream and nightmare, some strange creations born of a symbiosis between organic and mechanical elements, a meeting between fantasy, gothic and steampunk. Some very detailed sculptures in clay on a metal frame.
Visit her website at http://www.creaturesfromel.ca/
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON
so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but
i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE
i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS
UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM
|*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*|
This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.
I NEED TEN.
Another thing i need.
Holy wow I want one so bad
HOW MANY POTS HAVE U SMOKEN SOUPERMUNN
Imagine if you’ve just got your brownies out of the oven and Superman shows up at the door to tell you that he was just in outer space and he smelled your brownies and could he please have one please please oh please
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