Hey! Name's MagZ/Mac, i'm 18 years old, and this is my Tumblr.

anymannymore:

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTTLE STAR

HOW IWONDER WHERE U R 

UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

HIGHER THAN A MOTHERFUCKA 

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(Source: readm03475587639r, via slapping)

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6 hours ago

nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via harryashe)

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6 hours ago

brookiemariehyland:

Ellen should win an Oscar for being Ellen

(via humorking)

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queensalsaofquesodelle:

I CAN’T GET OVER HIS FACE WHEN HE REALIZES THAT HICCUP IS OKAY AND THAT HE FREAKED OUT OVER NOTHING

(Source: kenais, via e-jheman)

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lustfulcynics:

Exclusive: buy the bubblegum rock tee for $5 off by using the code ‘FIRETWERK’ at checkout. Ends tonight!
Bubblegum Rock inspired tee: Princess Bubblegum’s rock t-shirt originally owned by Marceline the Vampire Queen. (as seen in adventure time episodes “what was missing”, “mathematical!” and “sky witch”.)

lustfulcynics:

Exclusive: buy the bubblegum rock tee for $5 off by using the code ‘FIRETWERK’ at checkout. Ends tonight!

Bubblegum Rock inspired tee: Princess Bubblegum’s rock t-shirt originally owned by Marceline the Vampire Queen. (as seen in adventure time episodes “what was missing”, “mathematical!” and “sky witch”.)

(via e-jheman)

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6 hours ago

e-jheman:

I has been getitng a lot of request asking me for this,but i never feel abble to do it before. 
PB healing some burns in Marceline,from my FireFighter AU!  Also i have big news,a friend is writing an amazing fic about it! :D 
Anyway,hope you guys like it. <3

(via e-jheman)

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6 hours ago
changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

changotx:

I am glad to know he is a guardian of the galaxy

(via guy)

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6 hours ago

evaded:

If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.

(via humorking)

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6 hours ago

How sexy is your name?

zodiaccity:

Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below =) 

- Under 60 points= NOT TOO SEXY
- Between 61-300 points= PRETTY SEXY
- Between 301-599 points= VERY SEXY
- Over 600= THE ULTIMATE SEXIEST

  • A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12
  • G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25
  • N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405
  • U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23

Don’t forget to add your name and your total!!!

(via yuri-skittles)

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6 hours ago

exactable:

JUST BECAUSE I INSULT MYSELF DOESN’T MEAN ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO 

(Source: exactable, via slapping)

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summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW  UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A  CROW? I’M DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW  UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A  CROW? I’M DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

(Source: 4gifs, via guy)

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