Hey! Name's MagZ/Mac, i'm 18 years old, and this is my Tumblr.
americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

americanhorrorsexy:

its a beautiful time to be alive 

(Source: beppski, via fagtasticfoursome)

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fruitsofapathy:

SPRING JOKES.

On a side note, I really hate Tumblr’s lack of photoset options.

(via zanetehaiden)

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a-kov:

greenandsilvermarshmallow:

snazzyisclassy:

snazzyisclassy:

hot things to say during sex:

  • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
  • fiR E I N THE H O LE
  • gotta g o fa s t
  • u put the edible in incredible
  • o l é
  • u get a little angry when ur hungry
  • neigh
  • PON PON WEI WEI WEI
  • inserting tab A into slot B
  • peekaboo let’s peek at u
  • wow that s kind of
  • yiPPE KE YAY
  • cha cha real smooth

I lost it at the last one

have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior

(Source: snazzaboo, via zanetehaiden)

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wingthingaling:

The phantasmagorical and surreal animal sculptures by Canadian artist Ellen Jewett. Between dream and nightmare, some strange creations born of a symbiosis between organic and mechanical elements, a meeting between fantasy, gothic and steampunk. Some very detailed sculptures in clay on a metal frame.

Visit her website at http://www.creaturesfromel.ca/

via Ufunk.net

(via sleepyturkey)

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roadkill-dreamcatcher:

That teen rebellion one…
The kid was on supernatural. Also he was Nemo.

(Source: franklyrebecca, via find-sasquatch)

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utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

utabay:

nazeem38:

exxpensiveslang:

shroomyloomyland:

That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ

I will reblog this forever.

Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.

THIS WOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO CARLTON 

(Source: onlylolgifs, via zanetehaiden)

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koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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(via zanetehaiden)

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*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
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junglelad:

jennylewren:

swordedrose:

wickedclothes:

Wraparound Mouse Ring

This tiny mouse will hug your finger for as long as you let it. It’s likely seeking protection from your vicious cat. Sold on Etsy.

I NEED TEN.

Another thing i need. 

Holy wow I want one so bad

(via watson-to-holmes)

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theappleppielifestyle:

girljanitor:

SOUPERMN

HOW MANY POTS HAVE U SMOKEN SOUPERMUNN

suprmun pls

Imagine if you’ve just got your brownies out of the oven and Superman shows up at the door to tell you that he was just in outer space and he smelled your brownies and could he please have one please please oh please

(Source: why-i-love-comics, via zanetehaiden)

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blogust:

i’m not changing my password. if my blog gets taken it gets taken and i can finally be free of this hell

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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2010 tumblr:don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr:I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.
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